91/92. The stadium of the North London club is one of 54 winners of the 2021 RIBA National Awards, as reported by BBC Sport. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Spurs strikers?Clinton can score. Spurs supporters were left annoyed over the message, as they insisted that it was an unnecessary cheap shot. 'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. Theyre shit and we cant be bothered.Maradona looks at them and says Well I know Im a bit fat and old, but I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub. So Maradona goes out to play Spurs by himself and the rest of the West Ham team go off for a few beers.After a few pints, they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the TV on. Emmanuel Adebayor How Tottenhams Kane, Son, and Lloris voted in the FIFA Football Awards 2022, Report: Bryan Gil could be marked by former Spurs teammate this weekend, Report: Everything indicates that 26-year-old will leave Spurs in summer Valued at 20.7m, Harry Kane explains what Spurs teammates have spoken about a lot recently, Report: Spurs expected to start talks with Barcelona for player in coming days. TIL the original World Cup trophy survived WWII in Italy hidden in a shoebox under the FIFA VP's bedonly to be stolen in 1966 from England, held for ransom, recovered, stolen again in 1983 from Brazil, and never found again. #10YearChallenge" 90/91. Spurs haven't won the top-flight league title since 1961, and have won just one trophy a League Cup in 2008 since 1991. What do you say to a Spurs fan with a good-looking bird on his arm?Nice tattoo. A: So blind people could laugh at them too! We are not operating . A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television. 173. They then beat North London rivals Arsenalin the semifinals. The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Q: How do you casterate a Spurs supporter? How did Harry Kane pay his tributes to the Queen?By giving 90 minutes of silence against Sporting CP. A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points. When post for another football club, London Hotspur, was mistakenly delivered to North London the club changed their name to Tottenham Hotspur. ", boasts the little girl. A: Because the cup's always in Manchester! The Arsenal supporter prays to God, When will Arsenal win the Premier League again? , to which God replies, In 20 years. The admirer, like the first, is visibly upset, saying, Thats a shame, Ill probably be dead by then.God then turns his attention to the last man, asking, And what of you, my son? What exactly is your question? To see all content on The Sun, please use the Site Map. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); Opinion: Starter or super-sub; Where is Son most effective for Tottenham? by ", Another said: "The fact Arsenal have to put that on their website shows how threatened they are of us nowadays. Former Tottenham striker and Match of the Day presenter Lineker has joked about the news. Q: What does a Spurs fan do when his team has won the Champions League? He takes them before anyone notices.Nails always come in handy. The Sun website is regulated by the Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO), Our journalists strive for accuracy but on occasion we make mistakes. Despite the fact the sides redeveloped White Hart Lane stadium is not yet opened, andpotentially facing further delays until 2019, the shop is open for business as of Tuesday October 23. You can ask questions concerning the past, present, or future, whatever you want to know, but you only get one question per person for the sake of time.The Manchester United supporter pushes the other two aside and exclaims, God! Cookie Notice Which didnt go down well with his advisor Karren Brady. The club was originally known as Hotspur Football Club. With Juande Ramos calling the shots back in 2008, Spurs beat Chelsea asJonathan Woodgate grabbed an extra-time winner to wrap up a 2-1 success, with Dimitar Berbatov's second-half penalty having cancelled out Didier Drogba's opener. 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Terry Venables was in charge and chose Gary Lineker to startfor Spurs up front, but the winner came via an own-goal as Des Walker put the ball in his own net. English League Cup winner. Why did Antonio Conte buy his team all lighters?Because they kept losing all their matches. ", Another messaged: "This is such a good marketing technique to get more clicks on their website. Q: Why are Tottenham strikers like grizzly bears? Copyright 2023 Sporting News Holdings Limited. The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad. "The Sun", "Sun", "Sun Online" are registered trademarks or trade names of News Group Newspapers Limited. Spurs are unlikely to win the Premier League title this season, but the North London club are certainly major contenders for the top four. She asks Mary why she is a Liverpool supporter. Tottenham have been undergoing a phase of rebuild with Antonio Conte now at the helm of the club, tasked with bringing silverware and trophies to North London. "Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?". Q: What do you call a dead Tottenham Fan in a closet? Alan Sugar having a pop about West Ham's trophy cabinet! Tottenham could sign four PSG stars as owners 'plan to clear out over 100m in wages' Paris Saint-Germain are reportedly hoping to cut their wage bill by selling a number of high earners at the . Why should Spurs have some talks with Theresa May?They got out of Europe within 2 months. The Lilywhites launched a Premier League title bid in 2015-16 and spent most of the season as frontrunners, but ultimately conceded the league to champions Leicester City. Chelsea were defending champions of the trophy, having beaten Arsenal in the 2007 final. Let's try and get 350 LIKES?!?! Mohamed Salah's penaltyfor the Reds in the second minute, coupled with Divock Origi's 87th-minute goal, ensured that Tottenham would be forced to wait out their trophy drought for a little while longer. Johnny comes to the front of the class. A: The bucket. A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years! Mourinho suffers most league defeats in his career, Kane to PSG mooted in Mbappe-Haaland 'chess game', Guardiola matches Mourinho record for CL semi appearances. An Arsenal fan is walking past White Hart Lane and sees three season tickets nailed to the wall. Juande Ramos . A: I cry when I cut up onions A. Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Tottenham Hotspur tickets? Q: What does a fine wine and Tottenham Hotspur have in common? asks Emmanuel. While Tottenham remain a solid team in the Premier League and even made a Champions League Final in 2019, they have little hardware to show for it. Three elderly football enthusiasts enter a church. What do Tottenham Hotspur and excellent wine have in common?They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much, and are only enjoyed on select occasions. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands. The most recent trophy the club has won is the League Cup in 2008 (Carling Cup, later to be called Carabao Cup), beating Chelsea 2-1 in the final after extra time. A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. View the first exclusive images of our new store https://t.co/ui33KbRkO0#COYS pic.twitter.com/o1fESNznJ9, Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) October 22, 2018. After Spurs revealed that they were entering into another partnership, it did not take long for a supporters to start making suggestions about where paint cans could be stored. TOTTENHAM supporters are rejoicing after ending their trophy drought with victory in the Walter Tull Memorial Cup. Q: Why don't they drink tea at White Hart Lane? Tottenham won an FA. Still, modern silverware has eluded them as the club continues to forage for a major title. Tottenham have announced on their official website that Tottenham Hotspur Stadium has been named among the winners of the Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) National Awards 2021. The Gunners have left supporters in shock for mocking their North London rivals over their lack of silverware through their online shop. The . Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Were totally in their heads rent free. I set my XBOX password to "Tottenhams Defense". I dont do it frequently, but once in a while, I like to call down to Earth and check if any of the people have any questions for me. West Ham fans have taken to Twitter to bemoan the fact that Lord Alan Sugar made a joke about them during last night's edition of The Apprentice. What do you call a dead Tottenham Fan in a closet?Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. A: Because Tottenham supporters have started to make them up themselves. Shall I call your wife for you?" Immediately the Jack Russell canine jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not once more.". A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: What do you call a dead Tottenham Fan in a closet? Mocking West Ham trophy cabinet when Spurs is positively bulging! It marked the fourth time that Tottenham were crowned League Cup winners. Whats up? He asks. With Tottenham Hotspur not having gotten their hands on silverware since the 2008 League Cup final, the England captain has . Until just now when I was sitting down with my dad watching the league Cup final and I made a remark saying this could be Spurs first ever trophy. When another pointed out that Tottenham can keep any paint supplies in said cabinet because they "don't seem to put anything else in there", Dulux responded again by saying: "Don't be silly, surfaces should be dust free before painting. https://t.co/dXyvsSvC4Q. Though Mauricio Pochettino's Tottenham side was lauded as one of the strongest Premier League sides in recent years, they failed to win any silverware during the Argentine's five years at the club. What have Tottenham won??? For Team which is top 6 I think it is far to say the lack of silverware is a concern when it happens year after year. The former Tottenham chairman made a clever jibe following a task in which the contestants had to interior decorate a hotel room at the lavish Stoke Park Hotel. document.getElementById("ak_js_1").setAttribute("value",(new Date()).getTime()). Q: What do you call 5 Tottenham fans standing ear to ear? Since 1961:Man has walked on the moon.England has won a World Cup.The Berlin Wall was put up.The Berlin Wall was pulled down.Color television has been invented.Internet has been invented.Lots of people have Netflix and chilled.People have started paying in Cryptocurrency.But Spurs still havent won the league. What do you call a Tottenham Hotspur supporter who scores high on IQ tests?A cheat. 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Emmanuel Adebayor walks into a sperm donor bank in London Spurs fans have been made to wait a while since their last trophy, but when was the last time that they enjoyed lifting a piece of silverware? He refuses to look at them. A pause, and a smile. ", The jokes continued to flow. Spurs have won silverware in the past, but it has been some time. Gary Lineker has made a joke about Tottenham Hotspur on Twitter after hearing the news on Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. The teacher is now angry. Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Why did the Spurs have been forced to rename their ground White Lane?Because their Hart was surgically removed when Berbatov and Keane were sold. 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The north Londoners cameclose to silverware again in 2019, when they reached the Champions League final in Madrid against Premier League rivals Liverpool, but ultimately lost 2-0. People dont say they have never won a trophy it is more they have had teams in recent years able to win a trophy and failed to do so. 0 Comments. Browse and manage your votes from your Member Profile Page, Your email address will not be published. Another saw Dulux asked if the firm's iconic Old English Sheepdog mascot could play at centre-back, with the response offered: "He might do a better job.". "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist. Q: What does a Tottenham Hotspur supporter and a bottle of beer have in common? Tottenhams stadium is indeed one of the finest in the world and reportedly cost 1 billion to build. Since that breakthrough, Spurs have finished no lower than seventh place in the Premier League. English Supercup Winner. 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Meanwhile Arsenal have scooped eight trophies in that time having won the FA Cup and Community Shield four times each. A: A cheat. Understandably, Arsenal fans were quick to comment on the club's jibe as they revelled in the joke. A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. "Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker.", So then, why the hell does everyone say Spurs have never won a trophy when they've clearly had. They have only lost once, in 1987, while winning the competition the other eight times they reached the final. Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) July 23, 2022 On social media, a selection of rival fans joked that Spurs have now finally ended their 14-year trophy drought. Similar to Bananaman getting called up as an Avenger. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.' English League Cup winner. English Supercup Winner. What is Tottenhams new trophy room name?The Room. Career Day "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. . Watch popular content from the following creators: .(@ozz.ftbl), Depressed Arsenal Fan. It said it was to weak. Q: What do you call an Tottenham Hotspur fan that does well on an IQ test? And yep according to their Wikipedia; Spurs have won twoleague titles, eight FA Cups, fourLeague Cups, sevenFA Community Shields, oneEuropean Cup Winners' Cupand twoUEFA Cups. It was the moment that was supposed to herald a new era of success for the club under head coach Juande . He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Tottenham Hotspur supporter." ARSENAL have sent social media into meltdown after brutally trolling Tottenham's 'empty trophy cabinet' on their official store website. GOAL takes a look. "That's no reason," she says loudly. The Ultimate Trivia Battle! Ten Hag almost forgets to collect the Carabao Cup trophy (0:17) Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag is reminded by reporters to bring the Carabao Cup with him at the end of his press conference. A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. Q. It was Tottenham's first trophy in nine years, and it was an especially important one. They might actually be one of the few clubs in the Prem owned by a British entity. The man pauses for a moment before exclaiming, God! When is Tottenham going to win a trophy? Tottenham are being brutally trolled online after releasing a season review DVD of the 2016/17 campaign - despite failing to win a single trophy - or even reach a cup final. A booming voice welcomes them as they walk through the doors. Arsenal beating Everton to Gabriel proving vital, Liverpool need midfielders - but they need a new Van Dijk too, Five things Xavi must do to avoid another Barca crisis. Jonathan Woodgate then netted three minutes into extra-time after converting a free-kick taken by Jermaine Jenas that clinched the victory. ", This fan then posted: "Whoever did this deserves a raise. In fact, Tottenham has had a number of close calls recently, losing in the EFL Cup final three times since last hoisting the trophy in 2008. Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Spurs fan? Your email address will not be published. Mauricio Pochettino jokes 'finally I got a trophy' as he receives Manager of the Year at London Football Awards. The Blades entertain Tottenham this evening in the FA Cup fifth round. James Walker (@w88lks1980) October 11, 2017, @Lord_Sugar behave, no need for the #WestHam abuse #COYI, Joe Robinson (@RealJoeRobinson) October 11, 2017, @Lord_Sugar West Ham's trophy cabinet may be more sparse than your glamorous Spurs space. Heres a selection of Tweets from the bitter West Ham fans. 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